Wanted: IT Manager

Do you have what it takes to be an IT Manager in China? The right candidate must:

1. Be able to download a shit ton of bootleg software

2. Know how to install bootleg copies of Windows

3. Be cool with wearing sweatpants to work

4. Have a totally optional relationship with showers

5. Drink a shit ton of Wang Lao Ji/ Jia Duo Bao

6. Be willing to play “PC Games” for most of the day

7. Be generally loutish and unfriendly

8. Eat lots and lots of garlic while maintaining an optional relationship with dental care

9. Willingly be the 1st person to leave the office everyday

10. Understand the all-encompassing dream logic of “Mei Banfa Xiu.”

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